[There is a cake in front of Eusine's house.
A giant, diabetes-inducing monstrosity coated in blue frosting. Eusine couldn't have missed it, even if he tried: it is very literally sitting right in front of his door.
By which I mean he walked nose first into it as he tried to get out of his house.
The initial surprise gone (and a vigorous face-washing
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